7 Steps to Recruit-Proof Your Child

Scott Lively--such a lovely fellow. He helped to start what is now known as the "Kill The Gays" bill in Uganda, which essentially says homosexuality is punishable by death. Now, there is a lawsuit going to be filed against him for inciting "crimes against humanity."Dear Scott Lively:Go fuck yourself.

Scott Lively is the same pastor who has been put on trial for helping to orchestrate the anti-gay laws in Uganda, and he has also taken credit for the anti-gay laws in Russia.The Southern Poverty Law Center regards Abiding Truth Ministries as a hate group. The American Family Association, the California branch of which Lively has directed, is also an SPLC-designated hate group.For more, check out the article on Scott Lively.

Thanks to Lively, my children will not be recruited! We were at the mall the other day and they were having recruitment drives for the homosexuals. Well, I'll tell you what, we saw straight through their recruitment efforts and when it came time to sign the paperwork, my kids refused to sign!I was tricked, however, and am now a card carrying lesbian. But my kids are safe!I also bought a time share on Fire Island.

I read this book and I'm still queer as fuck. In fact I think it made me queerer. Reading this shit book makes me feel like I need a shower, with dudes. Lots of them.